When your mom tells you to get your feet off the...
riseandshine7: She’s like: You listen , but when she leaves you’re like:
Meanwhile in my ask box...
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
My dash has been dead all day.
invisicanada: yourvitalregionsaremine: invisicanada: yourvitalregionsaremine: invisicanada: yourvitalregionsaremine: I know you fuckers are on.
When one of your favourite blogs follows you:
How to do CPR.
kelsey-hippie: xxcoolstorybroxx: ★More LOL Posts Here!★
After I finish talking to the person I like.
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Expectations: Reality: Me:
I feel bad for everyone that isn't following me.
Grab a krabby patty here!
ratherdielaughing: he needs to call “Life Alert” I am going to hell for laughing…
I hate when friends come over and ask "You got a...
No, we crap outside… More Laughs Here
shit gets to tumblr fast as hell
ratherdielaughing: im like wasnt this just on tv ?
When you feel a little piece of you die inside.
accciotomfelton: Someone is after my horcruxes
According to Pink, I'm fucking perfect. So fuck...
boatrideinthesky: But according to Hannah Montana, nobody’s perfect. But according to Selena Gomez, i’m perfect But according to Katy Perry I’m a firework But according to Bruno Mars, I’m amazing, just the way I am According To Rebecca Black It’s Friday According to my calendar, it’s MONDAY! No, it’s Wednesday.
I remember,when I watched Drake & Josh everyday.
whimsicalwhiplash: kissmy-swagg: When I laughed because of their bromance. When they got teased by Megan and they were always like: When Miranda Cosgrove was only famous as Megan Parker and not as Carly. When I noticed,that Josh Peck turned from a cute fat guy into a really attractive man. When I had a giant crush on Drake Bell through all seasons. I really miss those times. ...